nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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pokebae:

pokebae:

someone tell me a joke

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20 Dollar Nosebleed

tombdelonge:

Fall Out Boy ft. Brendon Urie

God ft. Jesus

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How to make Piñata cookies!

rattleyourcage:

saucefactory:

nada-interessante:

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I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO

HOLY SHIT

Way too much work

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meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

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gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

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